A wisened @Mrfunkedude posted “That last shitpost you just shit out wasn’t shitty enough. So you might need to shit it up a little shit more next time.”

I now present an up-shitted shit-post to comply with these new guidelines:

“When the fuck did all this goddamn shit-ass hand soap become fucking skin Febreze? #fuckass

*bows to the left*
*bows to the right*
*rips one up the middle*

Morning everyone. Last day of work until my little vacation.

Nice nipples you got there….

*starts coffee maker*

#fuckass

Internet Rule 86: If it exists, you can play Bad Apple on it.

Here is Bad Apple on #fuckass :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtutLA63Cp8

Lucy Darling is my spirit animal.

#fuckass

Something about your mom, gravy and ASMR…..

*save draft*

#fuckass