Despair is a hell of a diet! I think I’ve eaten five meals in the last 10 days, all of my time going to calling lawyers and arranging real estate walkthroughs and saying yes to questionable dates to distract myself. Can’t be too mad - maybe I’ll get back to California weighing what I weighed before I met my cheating soon-to-be-ex and joined in on his increasingly unhealthy lifestyle. Yay! #snatched #forbadreasonstho #iamsotired