Some GuyFrom my #Reddit feed. This is the kind of news we all need right now.
#florida #news #unitedstates #floridawoman #pirate #entertainment
Scary Austin
A. RiveraWhat? Did you think Costco might be safer? Think again.
> Costco shopper freaked out on another woman who tried to have her membership revoked and also happened to be carrying an ax: Police https://lawandcrime.com/crime/costco-shopper-freaked-out-on-another-woman-who-tried-to-have-her-membership-revoked-and-also-happened-to-be-carrying-an-ax-police/
Meanwhile, down at the Walmart.
> 'You cut in front of me': Walmart shopper who attacked 79-year-old woman over line-cutting said victim 'deserved it,' police say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/you-cut-in-front-of-me-walmart-shopper-who-attacked-79-year-old-woman-over-line-cutting-said-victim-deserved-it-police-say/
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: While #HustlinInTheBadEconomy in creative ways is good, destroying private property that is not yours is bad, more so if you then put it online.
> Florida woman allegedly peed all over Airbnb rentals, then posted videos on sex sites for money https://nypost.com/2026/03/22/us-news/fla-woman-allegedly-peeed-all-over-airbnb-rentals-then-posted-videos-on-sex-sites-for-money/
Florida woman flashes devilish grin after being accused of doing unspeakable things to Airbnbs — and posting the footage on sex sites
The disgusted victim said the unhinged suspect left behind a strong stench and caused about $3,980 in damage to furniture and other items in one unit, with another $1,374 reported in the other.
> Walmart shopper called out for line-cutting attacks 79-year-old woman at customer service: Cops https://lawandcrime.com/crime/walmart-shopper-kicked-79-year-old-woman-over-line-cutting-dustup-at-customer-service-cops/
Just another day at the Walmart where Karen ain't got no time to wait in line like a peon, GTFO of the way already.
#KarensGoneWild #KarenStrikesAgain #crime #FloridaWoman #Floriduh
Today's nominee for #DaughterOfTheYear
> Girl Jailed For Pork Chop Attack On Mother http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/pork-chop-battery-850297
lawliberg> Woman Guilty Of ChatGPT Rape Hoax http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/hoax-photo-plea-750218
Oh, FFS.
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Again, secure your cellphone so no one else can access it.
> 'You're going to pay': Woman sliced boyfriend with machete after fight at Texas Roadhouse, police say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/youre-going-to-pay-woman-sliced-boyfriend-with-machete-after-fight-at-texas-roadhouse-police-say/
#crime #GreatRomancesOfOurTime #AmoresQueMatan #FloridaWoman #Floriduh
