Alleged DUI driver crashes onto Daytona Beach runway, attempts to board plane:

Authorities say he crashed through a fence and drove onto an active runway at Daytona Beach airport, attempting to enter an aircraft with its engine running.

https://abcnews.com/video/131451798/

#floridaman #aviation

"Man drives through gate at Florida airport, tries to board multiple planes"

Ah, splendid! Florida man recreates double slit experiment. The gate acted as the double slit, and revealed the wave-like nature of the man. The man was split into multiple instances of himself, and tried to board the planes simultaneously.

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5802543-bryan-parker-daytona-airport-incident-drunk-driver/

#USNews #FloridaMan #DoubleSlitExperiment #wave #planes

Florida Man is not going unchallenged. Florida Woman is upping her game...(and her water intake apparently.)

"Police: Airbnb guest causes over $5K in damage after peeing on furniture"

src: https://local12.com/news/nation-world/police-airbnb-guest-causes-over-5000-dollars-in-damage-peeing-furniture-nicolette-keough-adult-content-video-criminal-mischief-property-damage-pensacola-florida-crime-news

#PeopleAreDepressing
#FloridaMan

YEE-HAW! Close call for #FloridaMan! But everything's cool for now. He can still marry his first cousin! #Yay! I bet there's probably some local #perverts there celebrating tonight. </s> 🤯😖

Florida bill to ban marrying first cousins fails to pass
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5789383-florida-bill-to-ban-marrying-first-cousins-fails-to-pass/

#US #Florida #News #FloridaNews #FloridaLaw #Marriage #Incest #WTF #Gross #IAmDB

OMG, karma can be so veryveryvery petty.

Alex Vindman is running to be one of the two Senators from FL.
Y’know, where Mar a Lago is. 😜

As Vindman’s mailer puts it:

“Imagine ... Alex Vindman as Donald Tя☭mp‘s Senator. Let's get it done“

#alexvindman #floridaman