Paco Hope#FloridaMan smashes face, ODs on meth, wins thousands of new social media followers.
Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) đ¤Re: https://m.ai6yr.org/@headlines_bot/116408827385531987
The memes about #FloridaMan now include #FloridaDoctor.
How can a doctor, intending to remove a spleen from a patient, remove their liver instead? #onlyInFlorida
PS: That post had #quotingDisabled. Really? I only had to manually copy its URL, a simple thing, to quote it.
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ABC7: A grand jury indicted a Florida doctor on a manslaughter charge for allegedly removing a patient's liver instead of his spleen during a 2024 surgery. https://abc7.com/post/florida-doctor-faces-manslaughter-charge-allegedly-removing-wrong-organ-during-surgery/18886675/
kurtshYesterday, there was full moon out at the Chicago Cubs-Tampa Bay Rays game.
Color commentator says, "ew" & the broadcast booth mics all hit mute at the same time.
https://www.totalprosports.com/mlb/rays-fan-wardrobe-malfunction-pants-fall-down-live-tv/
#humor #baseball
SpabHe'll be okay, he's got a diaphragm.
#meme #memes #shitpost #florida #floridaman #news #seriousbusiness #vape #vaping #semen #cum #sperm
Ethan Black
Whiskers đŚđşWhat, No Kings Airport and No Kings Library? đ¤
#nokings #floridaman
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp9v252pkk1o
#nokings #floridaman
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp9v252pkk1o
Alex 
AI6YR BenOh my, tried to steal a student plane from Embry Riddle... while drunk. #aviation
Alleged DUI driver crashes onto Daytona Beach runway, attempts to board plane:
Authorities say he crashed through a fence and drove onto an active runway at Daytona Beach airport, attempting to enter an aircraft with its engine running.
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