It is to be hoped that I can get my tail nailed back on next year.

#eeyorelife #eeyoreretailing #whereismytail #flatteningofaffect

The nice thing about being in a fuzzy deep blue funk is that it's an extremely good way of being thrifty and eating modestly, because everything is stupid and I don't wanna and you can't make me.

#upsidetotheblues #benefitsofafunk #flatteningofaffect #glum

As a longtime professional exaggerator, I have to laugh how flatschmucks try so hard to make their humdrum feel special in a way that just saps language of real highs and lows. Something unusual? "Insane!" Something good? "Amaaazing!" Something relatively common? "Iconic!" Busy place? "Vibrant!"

It's all those things "designed" for children by injecting bright clashing colors, as if that'll be enough to hide the cheap truth.

#language #overkill #flatteningofaffect #clownish #exaggeration