Mastodawn

Less than half an hour until the first performance of the day! This was us about an hour ago rehearsing downstairs in the SEI Innovation Studio. #TubaChristmas #TubaSolstice #Philly #KimmelCenter #LowBrass #FestiveAF

AppalachianMtnBungalow Dec 8

🎄🐶✨ When your guard dog takes Christmas very seriously (or is he just having fun?) Wrapped head-to-paw in holiday lights and ready to bark in jingle bells, our wooden pup is officially bringing the cheer this season. The Baby Sharks are not impressed.

Neighborhood watchdog by day, Christmas superstar by night ✨🐾

#HolidayDog #ChristmasLights #YardDecorGoals #FestiveAF #OutdoorChristmas #DIYChristmas #PupWithTheLights #Appalachia #AppalachianMountainBungalow #BlueRidgeMountains #Dogs

Brian Jopek Dec 24, 2024

Half day at work and part of the uniform of the day: a gift from a friend last year. Can ya tell it’s been in storage?
#FestiveAF

Jen B 🚲Dec 14, 2022

Much gratitude to the neighbors who put in the effort.

#HolidayDecorations #FestiveAF

tgrunfit Dec 4, 2022

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf … #mikeonabike #festiveaf

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pocket full of hawthornes 💦Dec 2, 2022

well, anyway, i did a thing:

🎅🎄 🎵 i saw mommy avenge #santa claus
brandishing her #huntingknife last night.
she went and stalked the thugs,
who had slipped st. nick the drugs.
she gave santa the solace
he was owed when justice shrugged.

then, i heard mommy cry, "oh, santa claus!"
falling to her knees, her knuckles white.
oh, what a laugh it would have been
were this her only sin
but mommy honored santa's wish last night. 🎶 🎄🎅

#festiveaf #christmas #vengeance

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pocket full of hawthornes 💦Nov 30, 2022

and i just lugged up the (fake) #ChristmasTree up from the basement. since i'm not putting it up tonight, i just stashed it in the living room right by the coffee table. so, #christmas decor is gonna hafta wait at least one more day.

i swear to god it looks like a fucking dead body just laying there in its zippered up storage bag, all lumpy and bloated in places, a limb having penetrated the fabric, attracting flies and with sticky clumped hair clinging to the bottom.

...what?

#festiveaf

pocket full of hawthornes 💦Nov 30, 2022

#christmas decor is happening. which, of course, means #pine needles everyfuckingwhere. i barely touched the damn thing... but, yes, yes, yes... holiday spirit, etc.

#festiveaf