@davidtheeviloverlord That's just the preamble to the Rules of Acquisition xD

#ferengi

Israel has been conducting a terrorist genocide of Palestinians and its unstoppable meta violence has scuttled the peace yet again and has done irreparable harm to the global economy, but Carney's Canada somehow still has some profit making to arrange with War Criminal Netanyahu.

#Canada #Inhumanity #Shameless #RulesOfAcquisition #Ferengi #Bankers

Bonus #TrekJokes
Q: How many #Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Klingons do not fear the dark.

Q: How many #Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends how much Latinum you are willing to pay.

Q: How many #Starfleet officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends if it would violate the Prime Directive.

Q: How many #Cardassians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just try to convince you that there are five lights.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Space #Jokestodon #Artemis #MoonMission #SpaceMission #NASA #Astronauts #ArtemisII #Artemis2 #StarTrekTNG #StarTrek #StarTrekTheNextGeneration #DadJokes #LightBulbJokes

Regarding HMS #Dragon, and why is it allegedly taking so long for it to be prepared for duty https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/10/mod-criticised-after-delay-in-sending-hms-dragon-to-cyprus I suspect one of the issues is buried in the last section "a new contract with Serco, which runs in-port services for the government". Probably all you need to know. Serco et al are like the #Ferengi. Nothing happens if it is not profitable.
MoD criticised after delay in sending HMS Dragon to Cyprus

A week since UK said Portsmouth-based Type 45 destroyer would be deployed it is still at dock

The Guardian

#Quark in der Personifizierung durch Armin Schimmerman ist eine der großartigsten Figuren der allegorischen Phantasy/Scify. "Sohn des Keldar", Ehemann einer Klingonin, Forscher, Onkel des ersten Ferengi-Kadetten. Alle Juden-Klischees, und alle überwunden.

Und wir lernen irgendwann, Keldar war ein Waschlappen der öfter Konkurs anmelden musste als je ein #Ferengi vor ihm bis Ishtar (sumerisch die löwenköpfige Göttin) die Geschäfte übernahm. Sie wird zur Ferengi Frauenrechtskämpferin und #Nargus