Don't like long TSA lines? Just go to Montana

https://ibbit.at/post/207810

BAD: A top FEMA official has history of violent rhetoric. AWESOME: Says he once teleported to Waffle House

https://ibbit.at/post/206725

Good news, everybody. All you need to do to slap two miserable years onto the very end of your life is start eating a shiat-ton of berries

https://ibbit.at/post/204679

The headline in the first link is self-explanatory. Sadly I saw the thread after the comment period ended.

#Fark headline:
"Fark NotNewsletter: Thanks for link #14 million! Out of all of them, which is your favorite?"
https://fark.com/14001850

My all-time Fark favourite, apart from those I submitted of course:
"When my cat sits on the kitchen counter, is its bunghole touching the counter or is there some kind of furry thing keeping it off?"
https://fark.com/1205981/

It turns out that vaping may not be as safe as once claimed. Who could have guessed that inhaling chemicals could be dangerous for someone's health?

https://ibbit.at/post/202089

If you're thinking about claiming Italian citizenship through your ancestors, the courts just handed you a pile of merda

https://ibbit.at/post/201907

As many as one million g-g-ghost cars may be on the roads in France. Who ya gonna call?

https://ibbit.at/post/200536

Dubai tourism board assures you there are no missiles hiatting the city and anyone filming evidence to the contrary will be arrested, so book your vacation now

https://ibbit.at/post/199907

"Wired headphone sales are exploding. Why?" Because no one wants to buy expensive, overpriced earbuds that just fall out and get lost?

https://ibbit.at/post/199876