A baby: "For the first time in my life, I used an exfoliant on my behind.

It is now as smooth as a grown enby's face.

So much so that by behind is soaking in beard balm."

#exfoliant #behind #baby #BeardBalm #nonsense

For the first time in my life, I used an exfoliant on my face.

It is now as smooth as a baby's behind.

So much so that I'm wearing a diaper on my face now.

#exfoliant #face #baby #diaper #nonsense