How to get a kernel panic on a #beaglebone:
$ echo 0 >/sys/class/leds/mmc0::/brightness
How to cook anything:
1. Place a pan on the stove with medium high heat
2. Add some cooking oil
3. Add stuff
4. Stir
5. If it doesn't look right, add more stuff
6. Reduce heat
7. If it still doesn't look right, keep adding stuff until it does
8. Simmer until done, stirring occasionally
9. Season to taste
Part one does a great job giving an overview of #Tenstorrent Wormhole hardware.
Part two of the series is awesome. TL;DR #exactsteps to interface with our hardware in Linux.
How to buy a month pass on Southwestern Railway.
#exactsteps
1. Download app
2. Find desired ticket
3. Try to create account
4. Get vague error, same as last year
5. Try to create account on website
6. "Account already exists"
7. Try to sign in
8. "Login incorrect"
9. Request password reset link
10. Set new password
11. Sign in with app
12. Find desired ticket
13. "Smartcard needed"
14. Collect smartcard from station
15. Find desired ticket in app
16. Scan smartcard
cont.
1. Invent something gossip-worthy.
2. Tell one person.
3. Wait for the rumour to circle back.
4. Repeat a few times.
You now have a map of your social network.
How to maximise engagement here:
1. Post #cats
2. Have the cats look a bit silly
3. Add a stupid quip
4. Include #cat related hash tags
Works every time. #exactsteps