My joking about Federal charges was prescient.
MN State Senator Eichorn now faces Federal charges after soliciting sex from a 17-year-old girl.
Normally, escalating such crimes to Federal charges would be bad news for the defendant. But in Trump era a Federal conviction could be pardoned & the convict could be offered a cabinet position. #Eichorn #MNastodon #SexTrafficking #gop #FamilyValues #tds
https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/minnesota-senate-republicans-motion-to-expel-eichorn/#
State Sen. Justin Eichorn submitted his letter of resignation on Thursday, GOP Leader Mark Johnson said in a statement, following a federal criminal charge accusing him of soliciting sex from someone he thought was 17, but turned out to be an undercover cop.
If you'll gather 'round me, children
A story I will tell
'Bout pretty horny Justin Eichorn
Minnesota knew him well
Eichorn was a trumper
Deranged as a rabid squirrel
Got elected to Minnesota's Senate
To target liberals
Pretty Justin Eichorn
Solicited minors for romance
Sooner or later incels
Can't keep it in their pants
His fondness for this minor
It was strong and it was true
But instead of that purty girl
He got the Boys in Blue
#TDS #TrumpDerangementSyndrome #maga #Eichorn #justin_eichorn #EichornArrested #MNastodon #minnesota #uspol
#TypicalTrumper #prostitution #sting #incel #johns #john #MAGAt
Le dΓ©rangement mental d'un MAGA
https://my-place.social/display/e599373b-1267-dacf-9b9b-f18363511159
#Republican #Minnesota state Senator #Eichorn, who sponsored the so-called "#TrumpDerangementSyndrome" bill - to define disagreeing with #OrangeShitler as a #MentalIllness - has been arrested on suspicion of #soliciting a #minor.
You cannot make this shit up..
#Republican #Minnesota state Senator #Eichorn, who sponsored the so-called #TrumpDerangementSyndrome Bill - a bill intended to define disagreeing with #OrangeShitler as a #MentalIllness - has been arrested on suspicion of #soliciting a #minor.
You cannot make this shit up..
#Republican #Minnesota state Senator #Eichorn, who sponsored the so-called #TrumpDerangementSyndrome Bill - a bill intended to define disagreeing with #OrangeShitler as a #MentalIllness - has been arrested on suspicion of #soliciting a #minor.
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