Don't worry - one day I'll vanish from social media ike static at dawn, and the only thing you'll remember is that I lived to eat ass and wouldn't shut up about German Idealism.

My eulogy: equal parts tongue and dialectic.

#EatAss
#GermanIdealism

Layers

#nsfw #nsfwgay #ass #asslicker #eatass #eatingass #gay #gaysex

Whats the better life advice?

#eatass #poll #genwars #relationships #love

Is #analingus a mating signal that says "and yes, I am also willing to clean up after the baby"?

"don't worry, I'm not some kind of _clean_ freak!"

If it works it works. Might help explain the bumper stickers.

#eatass #sex