Dropped my tablet last night while at the top of the stairs, and for reasons that remain unclear I tried to catch it rather than simply let it land on the soft carpet. Unfortunately, rather than catch it I flapped at it knocking it into the air and then it bounced off stair rail, bannister, and bookcase at the bottom of the stairs before hitting the radiator where it essentially shattered. I am, in many, many ways, an idiot

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