Mastodawn

I got distracted showing the new guy how to close tonight and locked my fucking keys in the store. Now I'm gonna have to Uber over to Raleigh in the morning, get a spare key, and then Uber the fuck back by 10:00 so I can open the store. fuck me.
#dumbass

Faraiwe May 24

Ah, yes, the tRumpian asymptotic approach to a deal to end the hostilities with Iran, which the orange anal wart itself started, because *it* dropped #JCPOA, only to waste over 85% of our smart ordnance stockpile, kill thousands of Iranians, hundreds of Americans, throw $30Bn away, and flush the US economy down the toilet.

As putin would want.

#TurdReich #USMilitary #dumbass #MAGAt #USPol #Iran

Dr. Alexandria Brangwin 🇦🇺May 8

#Technology #Dumbass www.deviantart.com/alexandriabr...

Tech Hazards by alexandriabran...

Dr. Alexandria Brangwin🇦🇺May 8

#Technology #Dumbass https://www.deviantart.com/alexandriabrangwin/art/Tech-Hazards-1330675880

Matthew Campbell May 6

No iOS dictation, that comma that I said was the punctuation comma, not the word. #DumbAss #FixYourShit

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Betterifyouneil Apr 30

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkbxqrxm/
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Served hot and fresh.

That stupid cunt of a man speaking like a child.

#ArrogantAsshole
#Biden who?

Get with the program #dumbass
#DeadWeight

#LilManGotServed

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Author, Dianna L Young Apr 23

Little things that make me happy . . . Read Books. -- It's unanimous, bison have boundaries too. Don't Pet the Fluffy Cows! https://zurl.co/CqrX1#dontpetthefluffycows #NationalParks #fluffycowbook #dontbeadumbass #dumbass #giftideas #bookrelease FLUFFYCOWBOOKS.com

Jay Rock Apr 16

How come it doesn't feel like Wrestlemania season? Let's do something about that.

#dumbass #sports #esports #funny #stupid #wtf

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Linux Is Best Apr 12

If there was an actual physical button labeled "self-destruct" I have no doubt Donald Trump would press the damn thing and call it the art of the deal. 🙄

#Idiot #Fool #Moron #Dumbass #Trump #DonaldTrump