Brian JopekThe anti-FOTUS combat veteran’s version of the Onion.
#DuffelBlog
#Satire
“Officials say situation best described as ‘hostile situationship’ to avoid congressional involvement.” - The Duffel Blog
itgrrl 
is looking to #GetFediHired!Typo leads to epic #furry parties all over Tehran
“A typo in an early version of a U.S. Central Command operation order has reportedly resulted in what defense officials are calling "the most confusing yet epic #psyop of all time."”
https://www.duffelblog.com/typo-leads-to-epic-furry-parties-all-over-tehran/
Robin BergerTroops suffer thoughts and prayers shortage in wake of Utah shooting
"So much more effective than policy changes." #DuffelBlog
https://www.duffelblog.com/p/the-troops-suffer-thoughts-and-prayers
Troops suffer thoughts and prayers shortage in wake of mass shootings
"So much more effective than policy changes." #DuffelBlog
https://www.duffelblog.com/p/the-troops-suffer-thoughts-and-prayers
"So much more effective than policy changes." #DuffelBlog
https://www.duffelblog.com/p/the-troops-suffer-thoughts-and-prayers
Troops suffer thoughts and prayers shortage in wake of mass shooting 😢
"So much more effective than policy changes." #DuffelBlog #MassShooting
https://www.duffelblog.com/p/the-troops-suffer-thoughts-and-prayers
Happy anniversary! By me, for #DuffelBlog
Iran’s decision to bestow 360 consorts to Meyghani follows the hasan sahih hadith tenet that a martyr receives 72 vestal virgins.
https://www.duffelblog.com/p/five-time-suicide-drone-pilot-gets-another-72-virgins
Happy anniversary! By me, for #DuffelBlog
The group of military quill masters launched their conference by constituting themselves as the “Public Affairs Officers Guild,” or PAOG (pronounced “pog”).
https://www.duffelblog.com/p/paos-join-hollywood-writers-strike
When you’re a combat veteran and you do sarcasm and satire. 😉
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INTEL UPDATE BRIEFING PREPARED BY NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR MIKE WALTZ
By Bad Lawyer
April 1, 2025
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Murder or suicide?
Missing F-35 found dead after breakup with pilot
https://www.duffelblog.com/p/missing-f-35-found-dead-after-breakup-with-pilot
Troops suffer thoughts and prayers shortage in wake of terrorist attacks
"So much more effective than policy changes." #DuffelBlog
https://www.duffelblog.com/p/the-troops-suffer-thoughts-and-prayers
"So much more effective than policy changes." #DuffelBlog
https://www.duffelblog.com/p/the-troops-suffer-thoughts-and-prayers