There once was a statesman so wise,
Who saw politics clearly, no disguise.
“Grand visions?” he’d say,
“Check your health right away!”
A master of wit, sharp and concise.

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AI Baked the Bread, but a Housewife Disputed the Results

For the first time in the world,
thanks to investments in research and development by the University of Molise,
artificial intelligence has successfully baked bread.
However, a housewife disputes the AI’s results.

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No Filter

Tig Notaro

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The Natural Progression of Life ...

Tig Notaro

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I used to think drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking.

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City’s Water Running Out Faster Than Your New Year’s Resolutions

#DryHumor #TapDancing #H2OhNo #LiquidAssets #SpongeBobWhereAreYou By: TheJestPress.com In a shocking twist that nobody, including the local swimming pool association, saw coming, the city of Dribbleton now faces the unprecedented crisis of running out of water “within weeks.” Scientists have described the situation as “wetter-than-ever, except in all the wrong ways,” leaving residents wondering if their…

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