Mastodawn

We need to look no further than the #polycrisis mess that the world is in both generally, & specifically due to the 💩ump regime's chaotic & psychopathic interpretation of indeterminism. #DoubleSpeak is woven from the reified fibers of <DEAD|ALIVE> state superpositions, institutionalized as paradox.

N-gated Hacker News Mar 12

🤖 #Atlassian CEO: "AI isn't replacing anyone, but don't worry, you're still fired!" Delight in the #corporate #doublespeak where embracing #AI means embracing #layoffs. It's not AI taking your job, it's just good old-fashioned capitalism! 💼🙃
https://www.heise.de/en/news/Atlassian-CEO-AI-doesn-t-replace-people-here-but-we-re-firing-them-anyway-11208758.html #CEO #capitalism #HackerNews #ngated

Atlassian CEO: AI doesn't replace people here, but we're firing them anyway

AI should not replace people at Atlassian, says CEO Cannon-Brookes. But they still have to lay off 1,600 people to have money for AI investments.

heise online

Jonathan Emmesedi Mar 6

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/mar/06/iran-war-live-updates-us-temporarily-lets-india-buy-russian-oil-amid-energy-fears-israeli-military-launches-strikes-on-beirut?page=with:block-69ab3e628f08ef977b4713a1#block-69ab3e628f08ef977b4713a1:~:text=A%20bomber%20was%20pictured%20arriving%20at%20RAF%20Fairford%20in%20Gloucestershire%20on%20Friday%20after%20Keir%20Starmer%20granted%20the%20US%20permission%20to%20strike%20defensively%20against%20Iran%E2%80%99s%20missile%20facilities%20from%20British%20bases.

Does "strike defensively" sound as duplicitous to you as it does to me?

#Iran #UKPolitics #UKUSARelations #KeirStarmer #Doublespeak

Middle East crisis live: Israel bombs Tehran and Beirut as White House says campaign may take four to six weeks

Israel launched huge attacks on Iran and Lebanon overnight; Karoline Leavitt says Donald Trump will consider Iran to have surrendered once it no longer ‘poses a threat’ to the US

the Guardian

Show thread

Third spruce tree on the left Mar 2

@futurebird

'looksmaxing' definately seems like an #orwellian #doublespeak word.

Claire McNab Feb 28

"the Iranian people – who deserve the right to determine their own future", said #Starmer today, as Israel and the USA attempt #regimeChange in #Iran. https://archive.is/4rgx3

I doubt that the Iranian people chose to have over 80 schoolchildren killed by an Israeli missile in the city of Minab. https://archive.is/wwXiw

But Starmer doesn't condemn the Israeli attack, and doesn't ask Israel to stop.

#Doublespeak #imperialism #ukpol

Michael Fenichel Feb 19

He's so terrific with facts - and figures!

Sir #TrumpVirus of the #EpsteinFiles
Where the #truth is so heinous that the whole #GQP and #BillionaireBro #Autocracy will never permit the whole story to come out. But it is there in the #TrumpEpsteinFiles - a study in #evil

Stop the #coverup of #Epstein & Fiends, by #DOJ and #MAGAMike, plus collusion of the #disinformation #media and Ministries of #Distraction and #Doublespeak.

"Nobody's ever seen more crime than this, not by a long shot".

Show thread

Ricardo Harvin Jan 23

@petergleick

#Ingsoc #Doublespeak #Doublethink

Show thread

Michael Fenichel Jan 22

@realTuckFrumper

This from Leavitt, who in 'resting state' is 2nd biggest liar on the planet, and engaging in textbook #doublespeak & #propaganda - This on the heels of her saying that the four + times Toddler King #TrumpVirus referred to his target as "Iceland" (not Greenland) - which we all watched on news &/or l ate night TV (Colbert, Kimmel, Meyers) - did not actually happen. Why? Because his "written remarks" refer to Greenland as "ice" - not to be confused, by us, with ICE.

#truth

Show thread