🚫 Don’t DM me. IG, FB, X — none of it is secure, even with “E2E.” 🕵🏽‍♂️ Metadata leaks. Devices spy. Your DMs are monitored by design. If it’s real—tracking, betrayal, cyber threats—use Threema: N2PYYE3X 🔐 (Business + Tribe only). Stop confiding in surveillance apps. 🧙🏽‍♂️ “A secure channel isn’t an app—it’s an intention.” #BlackAlchemySolutions #DontDMMe #PrivacyIsPower #OPSEC #EncryptedOnly #ThreemaContact

Cringy? Maybe. But not as cringy as getting into a strangers DMs with your insecurities. Especially a comedian's inbox.

Hope ya'll like it! Let me know what you think. Want more like this or want me to finish it? Lemme know.

Shoutout to @spad3zilla_official for sending me the beat.

#comedy #comedian #hiphop #music #pinksockpodcast #satire #dontdmme

This shouldn't need to be said... but please don't fucking DM people with unsolicited advice.

If they wanted it, they would've asked.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

#stayouttheDMs #dontDMme #fridayfuckening #itsthefuckening #thefuckening #stopunsolicitedadvice #fridayfunk #fridayfuckoff #fediverse #federated