Headline from Vogue:

"The Best Time to Eat Dinner, According to the Experts"

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"The Best Ice Cream Flavor, According to My Little Brother"

"The Best Pet, According to our Doggologists"

"The Best Jewelry, According to De Beers"

"The Best Reading, According to Someone Sitting on the Throne"

"The Best Pot, According to Some Stoner"

"The Best TARDIS, According to Doctor Who"

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