In #solidarity with poor, #dimwitted Alina Habba, I have decided to hereby #resign from my positions as U.S. Secretary of State, Vice President of the #USA, senator for the great State of Vermont, Congressman for the district of Idiot, TX, dogcatcher in Boise, Idaho, and designated shit sweeper for the unincorporated shithole of Mar-a-lago, FL.

I thank you for the opportunity to #serve in these roles.

#AlinaHabba #HowDoILawyer #HowDoILaw #HowDoesILawyer #HowDoesILaw #NotHowItWorks #USPol #CabinetSecretary #senator #congressman #dogcatcher

If #KristiNoem of the #RepublicanParty cannot manage a 1 year old dog without shooting it dead, how the hell does she manage the #US State of #SouthDakota?

I wonder if she ate the dog after she killed it?

"Dead Eye Kristi" might not be a great choice for even a #DogCatcher in her hometown.

But here we are in 2024.
Maybe you can see why I am a #Democrat.

@mybarkingdogs

Never vote for any #conservative or #Republican for any #political #office, for any reason. Not even seemingly insignificant offices such as #DogCatcher. But always #vote!

Congressional Republicans screwing around again

And it will only get worse with Cabinet impeachments planned

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He's not fit to be the county #dogcatcher.
#Voters must take a strong stand against this #hatred and #discrimination by refusing to support any #Republican #candidates for any #publicoffice, not even for #dogcatcher, ever again!"