Me to my children: "Could you please get everything off the floor so I can sweep?"
My children to me: "Yes mummy we got everything off the floor!
#kids #cleaning #DifferentStandards

(In my daughter's defense she ended up doing a partial sweep for me because the main thing was that I wanted a confetti spill cleaned up, and she got that done so she wouldn't have to pick up more)

I just donated an SUV trunk full of toys before Christmas and clearly I need to do it again.