Bell-chime with a figure of a gladiator fighting against his own oversized penis, Roman Empire, 1st century AD
Taro root found at the market.
Bit small. Tragic really.
#shitpost #DickJoke #FromReddit

"(S)he gagged on my dick."
"Maybe take a fucking shower, broseph."

#dickJoke #shower #gagged

RIP to all the Arnold Palmer google alert havers out there

#arnoldpalmer #maga #trump #cognitivedecline #uspol #fascism #dickjoke

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Earth’s greatest celebration: Gray Sweatpants Season™️

#guys #hotties #gay #dickjoke
And now for the little blue pill of democracy, Votegra, to counter the effects of late stage electile dysfunction.

#vote #election2024 #uspol #politics #dickjoke #democracy

Do ya' leik the deik? I'm sure ya' do! We're all just a buncha deik leikers here!

This is an accurate representation of what it's like inside my head most a' the time. What kinda random thoughts like this do ya have, poozers? Lemme know!

(Art sampled from "Superman" Vol. 1 #141. Edits: Altered Dialogue.)

#superman #etymology #queer #lgbtq+ #lgbtqia+ #dccomics #comics #silveragecomics #silverage #silveragedc #dickjoke

#immature #dickjoke #fuckingshithead I think I wrote a small thing last week.

Slow turns on roll20 when you don't have a website/portfolio and they use their ISP email or Hotmail?