Except it turns out that getting IPv4 address via DHCP takes long enough that my NFS mounts then don't come up.
I ended up writing an exit-hook, documented here: https://github.com/NetworkConfiguration/dhcpcd/issues/100#issuecomment-2429121515
It works, but still feels a little fragile. Perhaps I should attempt converting `/etc/network/if-up.d/nfsmounts` to systemd paradigms....