It has come to my attention that the true cause of what we have come to call #ADHD is not in our minds or bodies.

The true cause is gnomes.

Gnomes move our stuff, make distracting noises, and surreptitiously edit our text messages. They create video games and dangle them before us, mute important voices so we hyper-focus. They mimic our voices and speak with others, conversations which we think we have merely forgotten.

These little bastards must be stopped.

#deathtognomes #wakeupsheeple