When did you last look for your misplaced car key or a matching sock?

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On Zuhandenheit and the Sudden Ontological Collapse of Car Keys

Bilingual Phenomenology

At a certain point, the self-neglecter stops being a human being and becomes a highly specialized biological error. They view a solid eight hours of sleep as a "skill issue" and fresh vegetables as a distraction from the mission.

It’s the ultimate paradox: working yourself to death so you can finally afford a life you’re too exhausted to live.

It’s a peculiar flex, isn’t it?

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Philosophy of Self-Neglect

The idea that beauty is harvested from the ruins of health

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To jest sznurek. I sól. Wygląda jak wielkie dzieło sztuki współczesnej za miliony euro, ale to po prostu sznurek, który miał gorszy dzień w solance. Metafora mojego poziomu stresu: niby trzymam się w jednym kawałku, ale powoli obrastam krystaliczną goryczą. A jak tam wasza wewnętrzna równowaga? Też już krystalizuje, czy jeszcze tylko lekko nasiąka? #sztuka #minimalizm #stres #życie #ironia #makro #sznurek #sól #filozofia #deadpan #heheszki #czarnyhumor #fotografia #polska

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A Pleasant Surprise at the Planetarium   #anime #deadpan #subtlehumor #darkcomedy #aesthetic #visualart
Goreng – 33 urdeutsche Gerichte von Horst Kessel – Wenn die Küche Beige trägt (und wir trotzdem lachen) https://www.lesering.de/id/4947485/goreng-33-urdeutsche-gerichte-rezension/ #Satire-Kochbuch #UrdeutscheKüche #MinimalCooking #Buchrezension #Buchrezension #Hausmannskost #Geschenkidee #Food-Satire #WG-Küche #Parodie #Deadpan #Humor
Goreng – 33 urdeutsche Gerichte von Horst Kessel – Wenn die Küche Beige trägt (und wir trotzdem lachen) - Buchrezension

Beige, bissig, brillant: Unsere Rezension zu „Goreng – 33 urdeutsche Gerichte“. Konzept, Humor, Geschenkideen & wie du daraus echten Mehrwert machst.

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You can’t beat watching two great comedians in a competition of deadpan black humour trying to make each other laugh. Bob Mortimer vs. Richard Ayoade in a very close run contest!
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Speed Dating With Bob Mortimer & Richard Ayoade | LOL: Last One Laughing | The Laugh Track

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