Mastodawn

"Si me vas a querer, que sea también por mis dotes de gimnasta frustrado.
Hay gente que rompe el hielo, yo prefiero romperme el alma directamente. 🧊🔨"

¡Ay, por favor! Qué momento tan "tierra, trágame".

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IntrAception.Artz Create Coach Mar 2

Re: body count
(random comment 🧵)
"Why are some guys obsessed with thinking about other guys?
~ Do you ask new friends how many friends they’ve had, so you know if they’ll be a good friend?
Or... you just wanna think about pp’s?"
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Mathrubhumi English Jan 7

What people really asked ChatGPT about love and relationships in 2025 https://english.mathrubhumi.com/lifestyle/questions-chatgpt-about-love-and-relationships-in-2025-f5ms6lmo?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #Relationships #DatingLife #EmotionalWellbeing #LifestyleNews

Follow GOLF Oct 30

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War and Peas – Funny Comics – Funny Webcomic Oct 26

Speeding

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://warandpeas.com/2025/10/26/speeding/

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Dream Girl Oct 15

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