"We'd like one order of the spaghetti, please," I said.

"One spaghetto, coming up!" the waiter bounced off and brought it back surprisingly fast.

"Wow, that IS a lot!"

"I told you! Fork for scale!" I grinned.

"Ooh! Let's Lady and the Tramp it for a selfie!"

"Wait, how do we find a really long one?"

"Just find any old end. We'll A.I. it!"

We each found one and began sucking, took the pic, then shared a look of confusion as snickers started to ring out. That confusion only grew as we kept going.

"MMM!" I jammed my finger at the bowl.

Turns out "spaghetto" wasn't a typo and we didn't have to A.I. it after all!

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