"Bobby Joe coughed and wheezed. “Come on, now, Retread. I killed Bigfoot. Take my damn picture for the papers.”
I continued to tap and swipe. “I’m waiting.”
“On what?”
“Your lung to collapse, dipshit.” I shot him an impatient look. “Well? Don’t just stand there. Hurry up and die. It’s past my bedtime.”"

Part 4 of MN Wiggins's #serialised #darkhumour #novella "The Gathering", free to read here

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https://onceuponacrocodile.wordpress.com/current-issue/the-gathering/

Barbie didn't ask before helping herself to cake ...

(this was so much fun to set up - and the Barbie was broken already).

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This makes my #goth and witch heart sing, and I am not joking. 🖤

#darkhumour #funny

An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has recently been dismissed from her job.
It seems that a male caller 'phoned in from a mobile phone stating, "I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet my maker."
Apparently, "Remain calm and stay on the line" was not considered to be an appropriate or correct response.

#jokeoftheday #darkhumour