FYI2: Isn't it nice being a CEO/boss, darlings? they can live next to work, always arriving on time, while indirectly causing several traffic accidents without ever having to pay for anything. And they may actually fire employees if they arrive late (even if they were at an accident.) 🐾 #darkhumour
And thank God, people who don't respect the time god will only hit other cars filled with heretics. They will never hurt you, time god faithful worshipper. 🐾😹 #darkhumour
#meme #funny #darkhumour #timegod (of course it's not always about the clock, but thankfully nobody perishes in these.) 🐾🏳️‍🌈
#meme #funny #darkhumour #nomxd 🐾😹🏳️‍🌈
Try not to laugh challenge - Dark humor edition #skit #sketch #darkhumor #darkjokes #trynottolaugh #darkhumour

Trend Nationalsozialismus: Wie TikToks Antisemitismus-Problem eskaliert

5. June 2026 (Quelle: Unsplash) Adolf Hitler ist aufgrund seiner monströsen historischen Taten einer der bekanntesten Politiker des 20. Jahrhunderts. In Deutschland und Europa assoziieren Menschen mit ihm schlimmste Verbrechen im Namen der politischen Ideologie, die Zerstörung der Demokratie zugunsten des menschenverachtenden Regimes des Nationalsozialismus, den Angriffskrieg auf die ganze Welt, der der Zweite Weltkrieg wurde, und seinen mörderischen Antisemitismus, der im Holocaust […]

https://www.lindweiler.de/trend-nationalsozialismus-wie-tiktoks-antisemitismus-problem-eskaliert/

The whisper came first. Then the footsteps. Then the silence that followed. 👁️

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This is glorious and terrible all at once.

"What's something that's bad for you and you know it but you still keep on doing it?"

"Smoothies. I've been blending up smoothies every morning before work, throwing in a variety of fruits, vegetables, kale leaf, a little honey. It gives you a huge boost of energy and it's a great way to start your day. The bad part comes from the fact that that blender is so damn loud, and whenever I use it it wakes up my dad, who usually goes straight to the garage and grabs that dirty old set of jumper cables which he uses to beat me like a rented mule until I'm halfway unconscious on the floor. It's a horrible drawback. But I've been so used to having that smoothie every morning that I can't seem to break the habit. It's a really great way to start your day."

From https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3j80rl/whats_something_thats_bad_for_you_and_you_know_it/cun2lca/

#humour #darkhumour

I will always wonder: why would anyone choose death instead of using pronouns correctly? #darkhumour 🐾