All I want for Valentine’s Day is a solid Wi-Fi connection and zero texts from my ex. 

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Being an adult is basically just Googling, ‘Is this normal?’ and hoping it’s not a sign of impending doom.

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I’m not single. I’m in a long-term relationship with my freedom. And trust me, it’s complicated

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The best part about being an adult is the ability to buy snacks in bulk and eat them all in one sitting.

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If adulting was easy, they’d call it something else.

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