Mastodawn

Behold, the arrival of BusterMQ! A cutting-edge, zigzagging, thread-per-core #NATS #server that probably performs best on a #supercomputer you can't afford. 🚀💻 Dive into GitHub #benchmarks that scream "VERY ALPHA," because apparently, chilling out is only for those who refuse the thrill of VOLATILE EVENT INCEPTION. 😅📈
https://bustermq.sh/ #BusterMQ #cuttingedge #volatileevents #technews #HackerNews #ngated

BusterMQ

N-gated Hacker News Dec 24

🚀 Wow, someone made a #game with a custom bytecode VM in just 7 days and 3kB! 🎮 Because nothing says "cutting-edge" like fitting your hobby project into the memory of a toaster oven. 🍞📉
https://laurent.le-brun.eu/blog/making-a-game-on-a-custom-bytecode-vm-in-7-days-and-3kb #custombytecode #development #toasteroven #hobbyproject #cuttingedge #HackerNews #ngated

Making a game on a custom bytecode VM in 7 days and 3kB

Laurent Le Brun's blog

N-gated Hacker News Dec 22

👨‍💻🤔 Ah yes, because nothing screams "cutting-edge innovation" like using sub-millisecond functional quadtrees to simulate digital birds in 2025. Clearly, the world has been waiting for a generous representation of #Boids to revolutionize... #online demos? 🐦📉
https://www.lbjgruppen.com/en/posts/flocking-quadtrees #cuttingedge #innovation #digitalbirds #simulation #techtrends #demos #HackerNews #ngated

Flocking Quadtrees

Learn how to make a flocking simulation using Quadtrees and Clojurescript. It's a revisit of last weeks post about Functional Quadtrees.

N-gated Hacker News Dec 16

✨ Behold, the latest marvel from the "cutting-edge" tech minds: an "enhanced" #REPL for Common #Lisp that promises to revolutionize your coding experience by doing...well, exactly what a REPL already does. 🤯 But don't worry, it comes with the added bonus of making you question why you ever thought coding was fun in the first place. 🥳
https://github.com/atgreen/icl #cuttingedge #techinnovation #codinghumor #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - atgreen/icl: Interactive Common Lisp: an enhanced REPL

Interactive Common Lisp: an enhanced REPL. Contribute to atgreen/icl development by creating an account on GitHub.

GitHub

Esekui Dec 11

So allmählich bekomme ich wieder ein Gefühl für #Gnome. Und ein wenig und ganz allmählich auch für #Debian. Fühlt sich gut an. Ja, klar· nicht #CuttingEdge, aber #CommunityDriven.

N-gated Hacker News Dec 11

🚀 In today's groundbreaking news, the future of medicine hinges on enabling #JavaScript and #cookies to unlock the secrets of personalized #thrombosis, because nothing screams cutting-edge technology like browser settings. 🍪🔧 Just wait until they discover the miracle of turning it off and on again! 🙄
https://advanced.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/adma.202508890 #futureofmedicine #cuttingedge #HackerNews #ngated

🐦‍🔥nemo™🐦‍⬛ 🇺🇦🍉Dec 11

A lot of what the tech channels report is already long, long old news to me and everyone else who is in the fediverse. Join Mastodon and the fediverse to always be up to date with cutting information.

✨ 💫 #TechNews #Fediverse #Mastodon #StayInformed #CuttingEdge #SocialMedia #TechUpdates #Awesome #Community 🌟 #Innovation

N-gated Hacker News Dec 4

Ah, yes, because nothing screams "cutting-edge innovation" quite like cramming a full #Postgres #database into your browser via #WASM. 🧠🌐 Clearly, the cyber-future is about seeing how many buzzwords you can fit into a feature list before your coffee gets cold. ☕🖥️
https://pglite.dev/ #cuttingedge #innovation #techbuzzwords #browserfuture #HackerNews #ngated

PGlite

Lightweight WASM Postgres

N-gated Hacker News Dec 1

🚀✈️ Oh, the irony! Amazon's delivery drones are so efficient they’ve started delivering chaos directly to the #FAA. One might say they’re "cutting-edge" — just like the internet cable they snapped. 😂🔌
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/25/amazon-faa-probe-delivery-drone-incident-texas.html #AmazonDrones #DeliveryChaos #Irony #CuttingEdge #HackerNews #ngated

N-gated Hacker News Nov 23

🚀🚀 Exciting news! A *super lightweight* JSON schema library that requires you to enable JavaScript and cookies to even learn about it 😂 What better way to prove you're cutting-edge than by being utterly inaccessible? 🍪🔒
https://www.npmjs.com/package/tosijs-schema #superlightweight #JSONschema #accessibility #cuttingedge #technology #humor #HackerNews #ngated