Hard to believe I was ever self-conscious about my penis and what it does

#bator #boner #masturbate #sperm #cumstain #cum

That sofa isn't going to fuck itself.

#motivator #memes #couchfucker #guyliner #scotchguard #cum #cumstain #vance

Oh these probably need a wash.

Or a new home.
#underwear #briefs #cumstain