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Touched Fables, Perestroika, Nuclear Family, Cuck Chair

Casa Del Popolo, Friday, December 12 at 08:00 PM EST

Realidad Absurda cordially invites you to our yearly celebration...
Why hear legends second-hand when you can hurl yourself directly into the absurdity?

Touched Fables (Ottawa)
https://touchedfables.bandcamp.com/

Perestroika
https://perestroika-mtl.bandcamp.com/

Nuclear Family
https://nuclearfamilymtl.bandcamp.com/.../no-thanks-demo...

Cuck Chair
http://ccccuuuuccckkkccchhhaaiirrrrr!!

https://montreal.askapunk.net/event/touched-fables-perestroika-nuclear-family-cuck-chair

DEADBOLT, RECALL, CUCK CHAIR, PROGRESS?

Lopez, Saturday, November 29 at 08:00 PM EST

ALL AGES & ALL LOCALS hardcore punk show at LOPEZ – Saturday, November 29, 2025.

Come and slam, squirm, 2-step and fist-pump to some of Montreal's sickest hardcore punk bands.

Music at 8PM – $15 NOTAFLOF

featuring:

DEADBOLT

FEEL THE RHYTHM / RESPECT THE PAIN

RECALL

Dbeats n breakdowns – 7" on 11PM records

CUCK CHAIR

Prop-based hardcore punk – members of GLOWING ORB, JAVA

PROGRESS?

NEW punctuated dbeat – members of NO WAR, THE NOT, DEADBOLT

https://montreal.askapunk.net/event/deadbolt-recall-cuck-chair-progress

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SCIENCE MAN (Buffalo, NY) + DUREX + CUCK CHAIR + SPLASH

La Sotterenea, Monday, August 25 at 07:00 PM EDT

Perverts, Punks and Pansies... cum one and cum all to The Best Monday in August (the 25th) 7 PM AT LA SOTTERENEA

Masterminds of Bill's Home ...

SCIENCE MAN = noise that has escaped the research facility

https://scienceman.bandcamp.com/album/monarch-joy

The Return of Montreal's Underwear Hardcore ...

DUREX = hardcore that feels like you are wearing nothing

https://durex.bandcamp.com/album/shame-2

Calling all simps ...

CUCK CHAIR = powerman 5000 for cucks

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1fob97m/what_is_a_cuck_chair/

and for their 1st MTL SHOW EVER

SPLASH = a brand spanking new alt-rock trio chugging squealing and noodling away

https://danielbeanmash.bandcamp.com/album/splash

15 DOLL HAIRS - NO ONE TURNED AWAY FOR LACK OF FUNDS >:- )

https://montreal.askapunk.net/event/science-man-buffalo-ny-durex-cuck-chair-splash

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NEW BLOOD SHOW AT THRASHCAN

Thrash Can, Saturday, May 31 at 09:00 PM EDT

We are heading back out west for this one to the mythic THRASH CAN. "Back to the trap" if you will. 5 new bands, some have members of other bands some are new blood.

MELD

(extreme noise children)

BASTON

(actual crust, members of The POX)

CHANNELER

(mysterious guy hardcore)

CUCK CHAIR

(cuckhold motel 78' mem. of orb/java)

PUBLIC RELATIONS

(human resources hardcore mem. of poison spear/orb)

See you soon! :)

10$ NOTAFLOF

@ THRASHCAN (Bring ID if you wear clown makeup)

9 PM SHARP

NO PIECES OF SHIT

a sickie gig

https://montreal.askapunk.net/event/new-blood-show-at-thrashcan

Jedes „gute“ Hotel sollte diesen Stuhl im Zimmer vorhalten. Wenn ihr versteht was ich meine 😉 #cuckold #cuck #cuckchair #cuckoldchair