From the AV Club:
An official plot synopsis reads:
Willy Wonka (Waititi) has spent the years since the Golden Ticket contest behind bars (not the chocolate kind) for the crime of turning a child into a blueberry. Having served his time, Wonka returns to his factory determined to add a little sweetness to a bitter world. But one thing stands in his way: teenager Charlie Paley (Connor) and his friends. Facing eviction, this next generation of “rotten” kids plot to break into the factory, nab a priceless Wonka Bar, and save their homes. But like many before them who enter the fantastical world of the factory, these kids are in for a bit more than they can chew…
This sounds gut wrenchingly forced, like shoving grain down the necks of geese, but Netflix subscribers are the birds. However, like all #Crapitalism these days, they don’t care what viewers think, just how pumped their key investors are about more remakes and reboots.