But you'd have to share the credit (and the outfit) with a partner.
To keep all the attention (and probably the cover of Locus) for yourself, maybe adapt something similar from my favorite recent artwork, a 1957 painting by the great Catalan surrealist Remedios Varo that's now in the Boston Museum of Fine Arts. Notice the tiny unicycle: quite handy (well, footy) for those fatiguingly interminable Worldcon hallways.








