🎩✨ Behold: a corporate jargon jamboree so dense, it defies gravity! Apparently,
#AI can't even play at the government table without its fancy alphabet soup of authorizations. But fear not, brave contractor, for this is your guiding light through the bureaucratic abyss. 🏛️🔍
https://blog.procurementsciences.com/psci_blogs/why-fedramp-authorization-and-cmmc-level-2-are-now-table-stakes-for-govcon-ai #corporatejargon #bureaucracy #governmentcontracts #contractors #HackerNews #ngated
Why FedRAMP Authorization and CMMC Level 2 Are Now Table Stakes for GovCon AI
Learn about all what goes into the Autogen AI pricing model and how much it might cost your business to use the software.
🎯✨ "North Star" is the latest
#buzzword #Microsoft has recycled from the corporate jargon dumpster. Apparently, using fancy words to say "we have a plan" is meant to distract us from the fact that their blog posts are longer than a CVS receipt. 🧾💼
https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20151103-00/?p=91861 #NorthStar #CorporateJargon #BlogPosts #Plan #HackerNews #ngated
Microspeak: North star - The Old New Thing
Guiding principle.
Ah,
#Cloudflare, the self-proclaimed internet savior, decided to take a 25-minute
#nap on December 5, 2025, leaving 28% of their HTTP traffic in a state of existential dread. 😴🔌 But fear not, dear reader, their blog was quick to remind us that their corporate jargon is as resilient as ever. 🚀📃
https://blog.cloudflare.com/5-december-2025-outage/ #InternetTraffic #CorporateJargon #Resilience #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated
Cloudflare outage on December 5, 2025
Cloudflare experienced a significant traffic outage on December 5, 2025, starting approximately at 8:47 UTC. The incident lasted approximately 25 minutes before resolution. We are sorry for the impact that it caused to our customers and the Internet. The incident was not caused by an attack and was due to configuration changes being applied to attempt to mitigate a recent industry-wide vulnerability impacting React Server Components.
🚀 In an awe-inspiring display of corporate jargon gymnastics, Unity's
#CEO dazzles us with tales of "turnarounds" that would make even the most optimistic acrobat dizzy. 🤸♂️ Meanwhile, readers are left wondering if this interview was a strategic "pivot" to new levels of corporate waffle. 🧇
https://stratechery.com/2025/an-interview-with-unity-ceo-matthew-bromberg-about-turnarounds/ #Unity #CorporateJargon #Turnarounds #StrategicPivot #CorporateWaffle #HackerNews #ngated
An Interview with Unity CEO Matthew Bromberg About Turnarounds
An interview with Unity CEO Matthew Bromberg about a career focused on turnarounds, from EA’s KOTR to Zynga and now to Unity.
🚨🛫 BREAKING: Alaska Airlines releases a thrilling
#novella about an IT outage starring... themselves, with special guest appearances by Hawaiian Airlines and Horizon Air. 📉 Watch as they boldly attempt to distract from the chaos with an endless loop of corporate jargon and self-congratulatory noise. 🎉🔄
https://news.alaskaair.com/on-the-record/alaska-statement-on-it-outage/ #AlaskaAirlines #HawaiianAirlines #ITOutage #CorporateJargon #HackerNews #ngated
Alaska Airlines' statement on IT outage - Alaska Airlines, Hawaiian Airlines and Horizon Air
Statement as of Thursday, Oct. 23 - 7 p.m. Pacific Time Alaska Airlines is experiencing an IT outage that has resulted in a systemwide ground stop of Alaska and Horizon Air flights across our network, causing delays and cancellations. The IT outage does not affect Hawaiian Airlines flights. The issue began around 3:30 p.m. on…
🚨BREAKING NEWS: The internet has lost its babysitter! 🤦♂️ While
#YouTube is busy flexing its corporate jargon muscles, people everywhere are rediscovering the joys of not watching cats on skateboards. 😂
https://www.youtube.com/ #breakingnews #internetbabysitter #corporatejargon #rediscoverjoys #notwatchingcats #HackerNews #ngated
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Study reveals which business terms confuse UK workers most in 2025: Research shows "stakeholder" is searched 163,800 times annually as professionals seek clarity on corporate jargon while Inverness emerges as least business-literate city.
https://ppc.land/study-reveals-which-business-terms-confuse-uk-workers-most-in-2025/ #BusinessTerms #CorporateJargon #WorkplaceCommunication #UKWorkers #Stakeholder
Study reveals which business terms confuse UK workers most in 2025
Research shows "stakeholder" is searched 163,800 times annually as professionals seek clarity on corporate jargon while Inverness emerges as least business-literate city.
Why do solo devs and tech titans clash? 🤔 Well, it turns out they're both geniuses... just in different universes. One's crafting masterpieces while the other's drowning in corporate jargon—thankfully, AI is here to save the day... or not. 🙄
https://www.seangoedecke.com/pure-and-impure-engineering/ #soloDevs #techTitans #AIInnovation #corporateJargon #creativeGenius #HackerNews #ngatedPure and impure software engineering
Why do solo game developers tend to get into fights with big tech engineers? Why do high-profile external hires to large companies often fizzle out? Why is AI…
🤔 Ah, the groundbreaking revelation that part-time work is now called "fractional," because simple terms aren't cool enough for engineers. 🛠️ Let's sprinkle some corporate jargon and make it sound revolutionary, because who wouldn't want to feel like a fraction of themselves at work? 📉
https://www.fractionaljobs.io #fractionalwork #corporatejargon #engineeringculture #workplacehumor #jargonoverload #HackerNews #ngated
Fractional Jobs | The Job Board For Fractional Work
Find fractional work in your job function - Engineering | Marketing | Design | Sales | Finance | and more. We help senior talent become successful fractional operators, and we help companies reach and recruit that senior talent directly.
LinkedIn is that special place where "professional" means sharing your daily breakfast pic with a sprinkle of corporate jargon.🥐💼 But hey, at least your meticulously crafted, utterly profound 3-minute read on why
#LinkedIn is mediocre has found its true calling—right there amidst the toxic
#mediocrity.🎉
https://www.elliotcsmith.com/linkedin-toxic-mediocrity/ #CorporateJargon #BreakfastPics #ProfessionalNetworking #ToxicCulture #HackerNews #ngatedSunny Days Are Warm: Why LinkedIn Rewards Mediocrity
I, like many people, find LinkedIn particularly annoying. I like the premise of it, don’t get me wrong, a resume you don’t need to update all that often seems cool. Unfortunately though, its turned into the worst possible version of itself. It’s a place where people post
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