Nikki Glaser takes swings at CBS and Leo, goes gentle on Julia in Golden Globes monologue

Nikki Glaser opened Sunday's Golden Globes with a sharp monologue. She joked about stars possibly being in the Epstein Files and took a jab at CBS for editing a critical “60 Minutes” story. Glaser avoided topics like Venezuela, which she considered already too dated. She told the Associated Press she was struggling to find a joke about Julia Roberts but succeeded with a clever line. Glaser, hosting for the second time, balanced kindness with biting humor. She poked fun at Leonardo DiCaprio’s dating habits, then apologized for making such an obvious joke, saying she had no choice because “we don't know anything about you!”

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@francoiscuenot

"Avec plus de 1 milliard de membres dans le monde et 33 millions en France, soit 90 % de la population active, le réseau social professionnel a transformé nos vies en entretien d'embauche permanent."

Bien vu 🙄

#LinkedIn #bullshit #CorporateBullshit

O #auchan diz-se "militante do bom, são e local". Belas palavras.

Os atos: loja no Algarve; só vende laranjas... sul-africanas.

#CorporateBullshit

How do I book in 2 hours spent looking at my to do list while waiting on a colleague to get out of a meeting so I can ask them a question so I can do the things on the to do list?

#corpo #corporate #CorporateBullshit

Corporate instruction videos be like "person does this extremely bad and illegal thing, was it okay?"

#CorporateBullshit #corporate

@nixCraft

As an #ActuallyAutistic, this boggles the mind. Why ask an open-ended question and then get annoyed when people give you an honest answer? It's like asking what 2+2 is and expecting someone to answer "five", not "four".

Yet another thing to go in the #CorporateBullshit folder, I guess

Everytime I hear Remmick tell Sammie, "I want your stories…I want your songs… and you'll have mine.", I can't help but think of AI.

Like, the whole comparison of the similarities between religion and vampirism/cultism in Sinners -- especially when it comes to creative people and creative struggle -- is one dagger in the gut.

But DAMN.

The way Remmick's effectively stealing the wills and trapping the souls of other people via vampirism works as a metaphor for the way companies use AI, too; freaking kills me.

They add it to every corner of your life without a by your leave: hovering over you. Apps, browsers, search engines, art programs, emails -- you just can't get the fuck away from it, EVEN if you purposely try to use only services that purport not to allow them.

And everything AI churns out is so damn bland.

It's milquetoast. A lifeless slurry, like a wax dolphin made out of REAL dolphin. -_-+++

Remmick absorbed all those party-goers… but notice that none of their stories or songs are being told.
ONLY HIS.

Even as all their voices sing out, it's JUST his story.

Like damn.
I don't WANT you to have my stories and songs!

Do you know how many people and religious dogmas and internalized bigotries I've had to painfully fight in my life, in order to keep alive the will to create and to write?

I don't CARE if my work is actually any good or not!
I don't CARE whether anyone actually likes my work or not!

That's not the point!
Because in the end, it's MINE!

It comes through MY feral, fucked up, ignorant, suppressed, traumatized, hope-obsessed lens!

It describes MY struggles as a fat woman; as a Black Latina; as a raped and shunned and isolated and deprived child; and a raped and manipulated and abused and neglected and deprived wife; and as a frustrated, resilient, stubborn, neurodivergent expression of LIFE!!!

THESE CORPORATIONS DON'T DESERVE MY STORIES, OR MY SONGS!

AND I SURE DON'T DESERVE THEIRS!

I don't deserve to have my ideas thin-washed, sane-washed, white-washed, class-washed -- language and narratives toned-down and twisted and untwisted and painted in beige: undead shades that rob them of anti-capitalist and anti-ableist quirk and bite!

NO ONE deserves that.

We ALL deserve more!

They should NOT have any kind of access to the little bit of art that I, and that others, were able to fight to scrape together - despite pain and poverty, indoctrination and sabotage, and the weight of every discouragement of mind or illness of body we continually experience under this poisonous system.

No means fucking NO.

No means fucking NO, motherfucker!

It makes me wish I could find these people, hobble over to them on my cane, and claw their motherfucking EYES out!!

That the owning class is the reason that so many human beings throughout the centuries -- millions, BILLIONS -- don't get to develop and create, and share their passions with the world, is bad enough.

It's horrific!
It's Unforgivable!

That these corporate billionaire zombies still feel entitled to the precious works that creatives do get done, DESPITE the owning class' hoarding and censorship and oppression -- regardless of whether or not another soul would find that work to have value -- is goddamn DEMONIC, and quite frankly, worthy of a beating within an inch of their disgusting lives! 🤬🤬🤬😒


#Sinners #creatives #art #music #appropriation #cooption #corporate-bullshit #class-war #anti-ai
Just maybe New York isn’t really ’shopping local’. #corporatebullshit