The secret of the half sploot.

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I know all the secrets, but I'll never tell. *Wink*

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My mum isn't a turtle in the desert, my dad doesn't read magazines, I've never been given a leather wallet and I don't like your owl. Why does everyone keep asking me these inane questions? I'll tell you about my mother!

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The city council opened a new dog park near my domicile. Fortunately it seems that it is freely available for use, anyone can look at it and it doesn't lead to a desert otherworld. This is me on the way home after inspecting the park for suitability.

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I'm convinced I've done something to anger Thor or one of those elder deities. The sky has become a cloudy dome illuminated by strobe lighting and filled with the rippling roar of the least musical bass solo.
I'm just going to play it cool under this chair and wait this one out. Whatever it was will blow over eventually, right?

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