Mastodawn

I'm stupid and have no qualifications. I work in an administration filled with stupid and vengeful criminals. These are my national policies of revenge:

Eat lots of saturated fats (keto)
Never get vaccinated (naturopathy)
Eat placentas (placentophagy)
Eat dirt (geophagy)
Drink urine (urotherapy)
Eat Shit (coprophagy)

Because someone, somewhere said this was a good idea. Yes, they did.

#keto #antivax #naturopathy #placentophagy #geophagy #urotherapy #coprophagy #altmed
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/25/rfk-jr-saturated-fats

RFK Jr to urge Americans to eat more saturated fats, alarming health experts

Guidance from health and human services secretary contradicts decades of dietary recommendations

The Guardian

Jean-Vincent Thélant // JVT Sep 1, 2025

Sweet poo in the toilet with Mrs Spade.
(Approved by Mr. Hankey and Korean Jesus.💩)
CENSURÉ SUR INSTA !!! 😁
#draw #drawing #sketch #toilet #poo #💩 #💩💩💩 #eatpoop #eatingpoo #excrement #coprophagus #coprophagia #coprophagy #wife #poolover #chocolatelover #chocolate #toiletart #toilettraining #toilettissue #toiletpublic #toiletlife #jesuschrist #jesus #christ #queenofspades #♠ #queenofspade #hotwife #hotwifey

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KSev 🇳🇴🌻🚲Feb 14, 2025

@brownsbay I had a ridgeback mix that did the same following behind his black lab companion.
#Coprophagy

Yawl William Jan 7, 2024

MANY ARE ASKING: is Concetta Adams cheating on Dan with Skylor Jernigan? Will Skylor be Haley's new dad?

STAY TUNED in 2024 to FIND OUT.

#PatriotPrayer #ProudBoys #Infidelity #Drama #Cheating #ORpol #Oregon #WA #OR #MAGA #Fascism #Trump #FAFO #Coprophagy

CellBioNews Jun 28, 2023

Squash #bugs are attracted to and eat each other's #poop to stock their #microbiome.

#coprophagy

https://phys.org/news/2023-06-bugs-poop-stock-microbiome.html

Squash bugs are attracted to and eat each other's poop to stock their microbiome

Squash bugs, a common and difficult-to-control agricultural pest, need healthy bacteria in their gut to grow and stay alive. However, they do not acquire any bacteria from their parents when they are first born, leaving them vulnerable until their microbiome can be stocked. Researchers report in the journal Current Biology on June 28 that, to acquire these healthy bacteria, young bugs innately seek out and eat the poop from older squash bugs.

Phys.org