*The Guard Shack*
#vss365 #converstory
So I've been made #aware that you missed a black cat yesterday.

I thought black cats were ok. I read the memo. We aren't animal control, by the way.

It had a #severed leg. They don't experiment on damaged goods AND we are whatever they want us to be.

Looks like there's lots of praying going on.

Well, I prayed to Thor and asked him to knock it off. I actually got a reply.

What did the God of Thunder say?

He said he doesn't do that anymore, he's a Disney princess. Want a piece of #pumpkin pie? #converstory

Our show is about to come on?

What #tea goes best with #Decapitation?

Black tea all the way!

Think I'll take some #chai.

Who do you think it will be this week?

Hopefully it's that Diddy guy. He doesn't sound very nice. #vss365 #converstory

#converstory #vss365
You better get the #zemi out. They're going to need it!

Uh oh! Guess it's Caribbean night?

Yep, the neighbors requested it. Grab the special spoons also.

Those gaudy things?

The zemi likes them.

#converstory #vss365
You should bring back that Done-it-all guy. He was kinda cool.

That was getting #trite.

Damn this damn that. Funny stuff!

I gotta story about a potato that kills people by the thousands and no one can figure out how.

Damn, that's not funny.

#vss365 #converstory #otic
Adventurer, these are chaotic times. I need you for a #quest.

It's about time. What must I do?

Need you to go to the store and get paper plates.

Will there be a dragon to slay?

No.

Will there be any Orcs to destroy?

I don't think so. You might see a troll or 2.

EXCELLENT! Off to Walmart, I go.

#converstory #vss365
This coffee is delicious! I feel a little weird though. What do they put in it?

It's called Spacey Cafe for a reason. He he! Look at that woman over there!

Is that a potato wearing a #peignoir?

Thought a real life potato head wouldn't be #little like that.

#vss365 #converstory
Hey, did you smash my Flaming #Lips CD?

Course not, it's your favorite. You did that like 10 minutes ago.

I DID WHAT!

You must have been in your #fugue state again. You did that with a hammer.

If that's true...

You feeling uncomfortable? You shoved that hammer up your butt.

No...

If you're bored, you could fill the #stapler.

We have a stapler?

It's in the desk up in the attic.

The desk no one has used for years?

Yeah, I just remembered that stapler is empty. You wanted something to do.
#converstory