"put your feet on your face" has a whole new meaning to Lazarus. Wanna take a look at this on, FA?

#CaffeinatedCultist #Art #ArtistsOnMastodon #MastoArt #FurryArt #FediArt #Furry #FurryArtist #Paws #Feet #Contortionist #PersonalArt #OCArt

Today’s most unexpected recruitment ad, via Telegram.

Contortionist urgently required. Must be a qualified seafarer. Recruitment agency Ukraine-based. If this isn’t the start of a movie caper, I’m the mysteriously murdered body of the lion tamer with a shady past found half-naked in the Cap’n’s cabin.

#advertisement #weirdadvertising #contortionist #circusskills #thriller #murdermystery #cruiseship #circus #cruising #ukraine #advertising #mysterious #seafarer #showbiz #mysterynovel #weird

Icy's OC
I'd had this pose in mind for a while and thought it would suit Henriette perfectly ^^
#nsfw #fanart #mime #contortionist

February 8, 2004 on ErosBlog:

It's a flexible and bendy girl who fits in your suitcase! Amazingly, the link credit still works, too.

http://www.erosblog.com/2004/02/08/the-girl-in-my-suitcase/

#Flexible #Bendy #BendyGirl #BendyWoman #Porn #Softcore #Contortionist

The Girl In My Suitcase - ErosBlog: The Sex Blog

Well, not in my suitcase, actually. But it's not a bad idea. Talk about taking along all the comforts of home! Anyway, this is from Suitcase Girl. Thanks... Tagged: sex blogging, legs

ErosBlog: The Sex Blog
@jackLondon that's quite the take. Is it sore? #contortionist