Consultants: Focus on "Billable Utilization" in your interviews. Ask: "What is the target utilization rate?" If they say 95-100%, run. You will have zero time for training or admin. A healthy target is 75-85%.

#ConsultingLife #WorkLifeBalance

Der Kunde wollte unbedingt "autonome AI-Agenten". Ich habe ihm ein Python-Skript gegeben, das einen grünen Ladebalken anzeigt und remote den PC des nervigen IT-Leiters runterfährt. Ich nenne es "Strategic Synergistic Silencing". Die 4.000 € Rechnung für die "Initialisierung" ist schon raus. Künstliche Intelligenz ist nett, aber natürliche Bosheit ist profitabler.

https://christoflayher.de/blog/bcfh-die-kunst-der-strategischen-budgetvernichtung

#BillableHours #AIHype #OperativeLosers #ConsultingLife

BCFH – Episode 1: Agentic AI und der tote Hamster

Erleben Sie Consulting, das weh tut. Der Bastard Consultant From Hell (BCFH) maximiert "Billable Hours" durch "Strategic Obfuscation", sinnloses Buzzword-Bingo und teure Folien. Ihre Krise ist sein neuer Sportwagen. (Satireprojekt)

The highest-paid Dynamics 365 consultants aren't the ones who code the fastest. 💰

They are the ones who can say "No" to a client when the requirement is bad. Soft skills (Requirements Gathering & Stakeholder Management) + Tech Skills = $150k+ Salary.

#Dynamics365 #ConsultingLife #CareerAdvice

Sunrise on the Andes mountains through the airplane's window, on the way to Santiago #scl.
Ultimate destination: a hydrogen safety consulting meeting at the BHP Spence copper mine in the Atacama Desert.

Chile, July 2019.

#fensterfreitag #windowfriday #travel #chile #andesmountains #consultinglife

There's nothing noble about refusing loans that could help your business grow. Before judging others who take loans, ask if your stance comes from real principle or just fear of responsibility. Past entrepreneurs built massive companies using debt. Today some founders treat avoiding loans like a moral victory. But growth often requires using every tool available. #MythBuster #BusinessTruths #EnergyIndustry #ConsultingLife #GrowthStrategy (3/3)

The latest fun thing that's happened in my strategy practice thanks to #genAI proliferation is that two of my long-term clients suddenly decided to no longer allow third party meeting recording (or *any* exposure to genAI) for their meetings.

I'm befuddled at how to make this work, practically.

Express genAI platform use is a "nice to have" in my practice -- that's not an issue.

My client agreement permits it. When clients have concerns...

#consultinglife

The true 2nd factor is knowing which factor to use. Not pictured: 15+ accounts in 5 MFA mobile apps. #ConsultingLife
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