"Iran Agrees to End War Only if There is Regime Change in US"
The sooner America is finally done with the most unqualified, incompetent, hypocritical, malicious, lying & grifting #ConfederacyOfDunces
The sooner we can begin to heal & restore our reputation
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/iran-agrees-to-end-war-only-if-there?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
Beyond a doubt the stupidest, most unqualified, incompetent, inept, disgusting & un-American traitors to democracy in US History
Lacking any morality, integrity or empathy but skilled at lying, profiteering & #CrimesAgainstHumanity
A true #ConfederacyOfDunces
Prosecute every one of them
'We're not playing': DHS spokesperson reveals plans on CNN to arrest members of Congress www.rawstory.com/dhs-arrest-m... #TheLumpenMAGAtariat longs for the day when any non-white person would be prosecuted for speaking directly to a white #MAGAtMoron. #ConfederacyOfDunces #FuckedUpEvangelicals

'We're not playing': DHS spoke...
'We're not playing': DHS spokesperson reveals plans on CNN to arrest members of Congress

During an appearance on CNN Saturday morning where she was tasked with defending the questionable arrest of Newark Mayor Ras Baraka by a mob of armed ICE agents outside of an DHS facility, a spokesperson for the agency stated there are plans to arrest more lawmakers in the coming days.Speaking with ...

Raw Story

Better late than never, I guess, but I am glad to have finally met Ignatius J Reilly.

"My excellence confused them" will come to cover many, many situations in my life.

#books
#confederacyofdunces
#johnkennedytoole
#kirjat

In extraordinary blunder top #MadKingDonald cabinet fools added Atlantic editor to chat discussing top-secret Yemen war plans.
Reminds me of the outrage over a certain e-mail server...
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/24/journalist-trump-yemen-war-chat
#politics #UnitedStates #dumbtatorship #news #ConfederacyOfDunces #NationalSecurity #war #Yemen #LockThemUp #LockThemUp
White House inadvertently texted top-secret Yemen war plans to journalist

In extraordinary blunder top Trump cabinet members added Atlantic editor to chat discussing strikes on Houthis

The Guardian
'F-cking racist’: General slams latest Trump attack on the military

The military is being criticized for the decision, spearheaded by President Donald Trump and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, to stop longstanding recruiting efforts at the annual Black Engineer of ...

Daily Kos
I was at a conference in New Orleans last weekend, and Pokemon Go directed me to this landmark.
#ConfederacyOfDunces
#books
#statues

#Trump #Immunity Brief Takes Justice #Kavanaugh #OutOfContext

Trump's #legal team appear to have misinterpreted what #SCOTUS Justice Brett Kavanaugh wrote in a 2009 article to back up their claims that Trump can still cite #PresidentialImmunity once he has left office, as the judge—who was nominated to the SCOTUS bench by Trump—was only talking about incumbent presidents.

#law #ConfederacyOfDunces
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-immunity-supreme-court-brett-kavanaugh-1881205

'Problem' in Donald Trump's Supreme Court Filing Slammed: 'Holy Backfire'

Former Pentagon special counsel Ryan Goodman said Trump's lawyers misinterpreted SCOTUS Judge Brett Kavanaugh in latest argument.

Newsweek
Indefensible what #Texas & other states) are doing to public #education. "States with significant budget surpluses must make significant investments in teachers and public schools. This includes states like Texas, where the $32.7 billion surplus could be used to attract and retain professional educators, a step toward redressing chronically low pay." #BookBans, lack of $ for student #mental health, inadequate #pay -- it's all designed to create a #ConfederacyofDunces. https://www.commondreams.org/opinion/education-poverty-teachers
The Poverty of Education When We Make Our Teachers Poor

In the richest country in the world, we can do so much better. What will it take to reverse the trend?

Common Dreams