Dear Friends of the #Changelings,
#Today I am a wering  my dead give away T-shirt from Romania with its #helpful #message of  Vampire #Teeth “A #Smile from Transylvania.” Just been through the #cobbled back-streets of #Tooting looking for sustenance. No, not blood you muppets, that is junkie food. I managed to get #parsley, #sage and a few #essentials such as crispy duck rolls, made with #vegan duckies. Baking paper. Oats from Kilt Land. No free newspapers in Sainsbury’s any more. Well bang goes my morning update of Boris Super Tramp our Brie Exit waffling Dawg.

The #poinsettias are looking #wondrous. It was just after 6.00am and full of #helpful staff, stuff and customers.