It looks like Citibank has closed all offices in Dubai after Iran threatened missile attacks, and published a report of a missile attack on PressTV and a video circulated online purportedly showing a rocket fly into a window at one of the top floors of Citibank's Dubai skyscraper.

#Citibank is denying that their office was attacked. No one from the UAE was asked to comment on the apparent Iranian Drone attack on their Dubai skyline.

Re https://mastodon.world/@slawek/114596247443688465

Ktoś ma konto w #velobank a.k.a. #getinbank i może się pochwalić jak wrażenia? Mieszkam za granicą i mam grapheneos - same utrudnienia

Bo jestem w #citibank ale mnie sprzedają

I downloaded my monthly bank statement and of course they demanded I complete a survey. I explained my maximally negative response:

"I know that, like all large corporations, Citi is always looking for excuses to fire more workers. So: Find the blood-sucking ghoul who thinks that insisting on survey work is appropriate retaliation for simply downloading a monthly statement. Fire them into the sun. Along with all upper management who think these surveys are appropriate."
#Citibank #rant

Citi Bank Offering Multiple Job Vacancies in UAE

DETAILS to apply: https://applydubaijob.com/citibank-careers/

#CitiBank #Jobs #uae #Opportunites

since I am in SUCH a good mood and am eyeing the society sized flamethrower I figured I would spread the joy.

thai article about our joyous LlM overlords

https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/02/block-lays-off-40-of-workforce-as-it-goes-all-in-on-ai-tools/

led me here

#Citibank and their future strategy

https://www.scribd.com/document/403328612/Plutonomy-Memo-by-Citigroup

enjoy TIL #Plutonomy

Credit Card Scam:How American Airlines & Citi Trick You into LOSING, Not Saving!

https://peertube.gravitywell.xyz/w/rj8HgtnYEgCtAeavxitt2b

Cả hai vụ đều là “người thông minh làm việc hợp lý” nhưng hệ thống hoạt động đúng thiết kế sai lầm:
🚀 Mars Climate Orbiter (1999) mất vì một nhóm dùng đơn vị Imperial, nhóm còn lại dùng Metric.
🏦 Citibank ($500 triệu, 2020) lỗi thanh toán vì nhãn UI không rõ ràng, chuyển tiền gốc thành lãi.

Thất bại không do độ phức tạp, mà do “nghĩa” chỉ tồn tại trong đầu người, tạo “technical debt” khổng lồ.

#MarsClimateOrbiter #Citibank #TechnicalDebt #UnitMismatch #SoftwareEngineering #KỹThuật #L

El motivo por el que habrá un cierre masivo de bancos en EEUU en los proximos días

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://lapatilla.com/2026/01/09/el-motivo-por-el-que-habra-un-cierre-masivo-de-bancos-en-eeuu-en-los-proximos-dias/