We just found an unopened foot massager we bought off Amazon years ago. Way before we decided to avoid BozoCorp wherever possible. The manual is something else!

#Chinglish #TranslationFail #LostInTranslation #BadTranslation #Engrish

Warning label on the back of a USB LED strip.

Guess it is OK to sprinkle a bit of fire on it but don't completely immerse it. Also make sure you have some dults around, whatever they are.

Unsurprisingly the light strip is faulty and I have to return it.

#led #chinglish #instructions

Ooh! Ooh!

#AliExpress #radium #toxic #poison #RadiationSickness #radiation #MarieCurie #curie #LostInTranslation #Chinglish

Does somebody want to tell these chinese geniuses that "slimmers" was probably the word they're looking for?

Any connotation of "slime" is probably not good here.

#chinglish

I only buy top-quality shit, man.

#chinglish