redoing my #introduction, spring cleaning my profile

i am a total shitposter. i work in infosec (blue team), but don't follow me for good infosec information. just don't.

i like weird people... the communists and anarchists. the black sheep. the loners, outcasts, wallflowers, bizarros, rejects, outsiders, odd ducks, and the eccentric ones.

the broken. the lost. the lonely. the people who look in the mirror and can't see a beautiful person looking back.

the freaks, geeks, weirdos, goths, emos, punks, lovers with aching hearts, poets who don't know it, the elder gods/goddesses/others/cubes, nerds who love assembly, nerds who love obscure CSS, people who used to be carnies, people who want to be carnies, clown school dropouts, quiet librarians, midnight philosophers, chaotic good bartenders, D&D forever-DMs, speedrunners of life, cursed doll collectors, people who unironically love dial-up sounds, cassette tape hoarders, writers of unsent letters, DIY necromancers, time travelers stuck in the wrong timeline, indie game devs with imposter syndrome, hopeless romantics with a cynical streak, travelers of the astral plane, meme historians, collectors of lost media, aesthetic hoarders, souls lost in liminal spaces, thrift store treasure hunters, broken synthesizer enthusiasts, conspiracy theorists who know too much, introverts who overshare online, VHS romantics, late-night train station wanderers, noise music aficionados, digital ghost hunters, hopeless maximalists, cursed artifact restorers, wandering bards, and rogue rouge enthusiasts (people who dabble in makeup with chaotic flair, applying blush with the reckless abandon of a true artist).

And not least, the people who never quite fit in anywhere, but somehow fit in everywhere.

...you know, my people. πŸ–€

i'm looking for people that are cool with sharing misery most of the time, but do rarely dabble in the dark art of being fun. follow me if that's the case, or you know, don't.

you do you.

i do usually follow active accounts back, but if you don't post original posts... i don't typically follow. give me content plz.

#InfoSec #Nerd πŸ•΅ (SIEM-SOAR-IR-RE)
#AnCom 
#Luciferian / #Satanist zealot (Not CoS or TST) 🜏
#LeftHandPath #ChaosWitch #Occultist β›§
#HRT DIYer (EEn) πŸ’‰
#BDSM freak β€‹
#LGBT πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ / #Trans militant πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ
#BLM always ✊🏿
#Accessibility is key ​♿
#Manjaro fanatic 
#KDE nut 
#Python lover 
#Piracy hoarder πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβ€‹
#Cyberpunk crank  β€‹
#Music of many stripes, mostly #Techno and #HeavyMetal 🎢

re-re-doing my #introduction, for..... uh... reasons

i am a total shitposter, i work in #infosec, and am generally family focused when i'm not working or online.

i blue team, i love the SIEM space, love the automation space, and deal with the IR space.

don't follow me for good infosec information. just don't. my socmedia is more to blow off steam, scream at the cloud, and be chill.

i am a good listener, deeply atheistic #satanist (then contradicting myself as a #ChaosWitch), a dirtbag anarcho #socialist, gun nut who can't own guns (curious kids), and fanatically #LGBTQIA+

looking for people that are cool with sharing misery most of the time, but sometimes (rarely) i dabble in the dark art of being fun.

follow me if that's the case, or you know, don't. you do you.

i do usually follow active accounts back, but if you don't post original posts... i don't typically follow. give me content ;)

#InfoSec #Nerd πŸ•΅ (SIEM-SOAR-IR-RE)
#AnCom 
#Luciferian / #Satanist zealot (Not CoS or TST) 🜏
#LeftHandPath #ChaosWitch #Occultist β›§
#HRT DIYer (EEn) πŸ’‰
#BDSM freak β€‹
#LGBT πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ / #Trans militant πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ
#BLM always ✊🏿
#Accessibility is key ​♿
#Manjaro fanatic 
#KDE nut 
#Python lover 
#Piracy hoarder πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβ€‹
#Cyberpunk crank  β€‹
#Music of many stripes, mostly #Techno and #HeavyMetal 🎢

Hey, copying isn't theft! ;) #selftroll #chaoswitch
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It’s my day off, and I’m freshly dedicated to showing more of myself than the smut I’m used to using to connect with people. πŸ˜…
I’m 46, I live in the southeastern US, and I love #documentaries, I’m #vegetarian (since 1999!), and the older I get, the more I’m convinced I’m #autistic.
I began documenting a 50lb #weightloss in 2003, which began my love affair with #selfphotography.
I’m a #chaoswitch and I believe in #communism, self expression, and #masturbation.