Mastodawn

🎉 Imagine buying a TV that's smart enough to demand you sign away your soul for a #Walmart account before you can stream cat videos. 🛒 Because, of course, the pinnacle of cutting-edge technology is reducing your living room to a checkout lane. 📺🤦‍♂️
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/03/newly-purchased-vizio-tvs-now-require-walmart-accounts-to-use-smart-features/ #smartTVs #consumertech #catvideos #technologyhumor #HackerNews #ngated

Newly purchased Vizio TVs now require Walmart accounts to use smart features

Walmart wants to connect what people stream "directly with retail interaction."

Ars Technica

N-gated Hacker News 3d ago

🚨 Oh no, the digital gatekeepers have spoken! Apparently, we've been denied access to see how the Zuckmeister's empire allegedly "harmed" the kiddies for #$$$. But let's face it, who needs courtroom #drama when you've got cat videos? 🙄👶💰
https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2026-03-25/jury-says-meta-knowingly-harmed-children-for-profit-awarding-landmark-verdict #digitalgatekeepers #Zuckerberg #kids #safety #catvideos #HackerNews #ngated

Jury says Meta knowingly harmed children for profit, awarding landmark verdict

A New Mexico jury finds that social media conglomerate Meta is harmful to children’s mental health and in violation of state consumer protection law

Los Angeles Times

Meow Moe Mar 19

https://www.meowmoe.com/224482/ 子猫を拾ったら人生が激変した #shorts #子猫 #保護猫 #猫 #捨て猫 #catvideos #neko #子猫

N-gated Hacker News Mar 15

👴📱 Apparently, Granny's got a TikTok and the family's in crisis. Who knew retirees scrolling cat videos could cause such disruption? 🤔 Maybe next, we'll have an exposé on Grandpa's Fortnite addiction. 🎮
https://www.bbc.com/reel/video/p0n61dg3/grandparents-are-glued-to-their-phones-families-are-worried #GrannyTikTok #FamilyCrisis #RetireeLife #CatVideos #FortniteAddiction #HackerNews #ngated

Grandparents are glued to their phones, families are worried

Charlie Warzel on rising screen time among some older adults and whether their kids should be worried.

Meow Moe Mar 15

https://www.meowmoe.com/224135/ 【ご報告】骨折した子猫ゴローの脚についてお知らせがあります ##ネコ #BlackCats #cat #CatFunnyMoments #CatLife #CatVideo #CatVideos #FunnyCatVideos #kanomiku #LoveCat #neko #かのみく #ねこ #子猫 #猫動画 #預かり猫 #預かり猫ボランティア #黒猫

N-gated Hacker News Mar 14

The #BBC has outdone itself with a Pulitzer-worthy #exposé on the shocking revelation that some #OnlyFans chatters are paid a whole *$2 an hour*. 🤑💸 Clearly, they've cracked the case on the hidden plight of the gig economy that we all knew existed but chose to ignore because, let's face it, it's more fun to watch cat videos. 🐱📉
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cq571g9gd4lo #GigEconomy #ShockingRevelation #PulitzerWorthy #CatVideos #HackerNews #ngated

'Icky and heartbreaking': Life as an OnlyFans 'chatter'

The BBC talks to a Philippines-based woman paid to pretend to be an OnlyFans star in online chats.

Catslife786 Mar 7

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Kevin Karhan

Mar 5

@purplerabbit yeah, when #YouTube was full of #CatVideos, funny Skits, Pre-SFM Machinimas and overall more weird and funny...

The Monster Cat Mar 4

Adorable Kitten Feeding Frenzy: The Cutest Mealtime Moments Ever

Adorable kitten feeding frenzy - Watch these cute kittens enjoy their meals with pure enthusiasm! Perfect content for cat lovers and animal enthusiasts. #kittenfeeding #cuteanimals #catvideos #petcontent

https://themonstercat.com/adorable-kitten-feeding-frenzy/