Cows Demand Detour as Itchy Outbreak Takes Over Tour de France

#TourdeFrance #CyclingNews #CattleCrisis #UdderlyRidiculous #BovineBlockade By: TheJestPress.com Tour de France organizers today announced an urgent, udderly unprecedented change to this year’s legendary cycling route after a massive outbreak of cattle dermatitis left swathes of French countryside looking more like a veterinary waiting room than the world’s premier biking stage. Stage 13, originally slated…

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I haven’t touched the ps5 in like a year, so this is as much of a gaming session as Im gonna get. Luckily bullet hell makes sure I don’t last long :)

#pico8 #shmup #toptier #cattlecrisis