Kitty: “Let me help you with your priorities”

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Being a soft headed 73 yrs of age, It has taken me a while to notice that my Rose cat has a morning routine. She usually sleeps somewhere in the Master Bathroom & when I awake, she moves to the dual sink area, where she sits patiently for me to finish Need #1. As I approach a sink to wash up, She stretches to 2 x her size so that I can see ALL of her magnificence, which I do & shower her with praise. She then moves to the other end of the sink, where she waits for me to finish up, put on clothes, and then IMMEDIATELY dish out the AM wet cat food for the insiders (which includes Rose) and put it on the floor. Then I dish out for the outsiders and do my deliveries.

I conclude this admission with a picture of four of my insiders. Rose is the black & white on the rt edge of the bed. Daisy (her sister) is in the middle, ZuZu is closest to the camera and Diamond is furthest from the camera, looking much like a black cat (but really a Tortie). #CatsofMastidon

Luckily the people who saw me stride out into the front garden in the pouring rain and bundle a sleeping cat into a tea towel know her for the dozy pillock she is. There's a reason why I insisted she stay inside last night. I wouldn't mind so much if she looked for cover out of the rain.

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