More evidence of the horrors Lemon has to endure. She was napping in her favourite spot (between my feet, under the blanket) and in comes Lucy with her shenanigans.

#LemonTheCat #LucyGoosey #CatsOfMastodon #cats #fedicats #terrorkitten #patience #poorgirl #catsarejerks #sisters #bigsis #littlesis

Lucy has discovered a fun new game: closing doors. I discovered this when I came downstairs a few days ago and found poor Lemon locked in the kitchen. (Thankfully there's a litterbox and water in there)

She tried it again today, while Lemon was in the kitchen. And I swear the little jerk pushed the door, walked around, looked through the gap to see if her sister was sufficiently trapped, then went back to push a bit further. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Yeah, I added a door stopper.

#catsarejerks #calculating #meanie

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Last night I heard a noise after going to bed, got up and found both cats on the sofa looking at me like, "What?" So I went back to bed.

This morning, I'm taking my meds and look at the desk, and my MacBook is missing. I panic for a sec, thinking I've been burgled, then spot it on the floor beneath the desk with a load of other stuff.

So at least now I know what the noise was, but can't get away with how they acted all innocent!

#cats #CatsAreJerks

For context, that corner of the couch and cushion are where I always sit when Iโ€™m waiting for the microwave or toaster or getting ready to go out, or on the occasions I canโ€™t avoid talking to Sam. Rassilon has decided this is now *his* seat. If he starts calling it a mojo-dojo-casa-house Iโ€™ll know I shouldnโ€™t have let him and Frankenstein watch Barbie with me this evening. #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsAreJerks #Cat
Frankenstein sleeps on the windowsill behind my tv and just appeared when he heard me eating some biscuits and cheese. Came over, got his cheese, then turned instantly, not missing a beat, and returned to his windowsill. Dude, at least pretend you came over to say hi and only then spotted I had cheese, cโ€™mon! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsAreJerks

I thought Dexter was coming for a cuddle because heโ€™s been upstairs all day, then I realised that itโ€™s food time ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Now heโ€™s showing me his fluffy belly ๐Ÿ˜น

#CatsAreJerks #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats

Sometime during the day on Friday, my freezer door was mysteriously opened, and I came home to find everything inside it at room temperature. I found the culprit (Foggy) who likes to jump onto, perch on, and leap off the door #Caturday #CatsAreJerks #CatsOfMastodon

My cats were extra dangerous this morning during breakfast. Theirs not mine, I have not eaten yet. It reminded me of this post on FB.

#catsarejerks #hestryingtokillme #veryfoodmotivated #cats #murdercats