Last night I heard a noise after going to bed, got up and found both cats on the sofa looking at me like, "What?" So I went back to bed.
This morning, I'm taking my meds and look at the desk, and my MacBook is missing. I panic for a sec, thinking I've been burgled, then spot it on the floor beneath the desk with a load of other stuff.
So at least now I know what the noise was, but can't get away with how they acted all innocent!
I thought Dexter was coming for a cuddle because heโs been upstairs all day, then I realised that itโs food time ๐ฉ Now heโs showing me his fluffy belly ๐น
My cats were extra dangerous this morning during breakfast. Theirs not mine, I have not eaten yet. It reminded me of this post on FB.
#catsarejerks #hestryingtokillme #veryfoodmotivated #cats #murdercats
I donโt know what Dexter has done to offend Florence, but taking a dump in his food bowl is uncalled for ๐ฌ๐น๐คข
Apparently today is National Cat Lady Day. I had no idea this was a thing. That explains why I had this situation when I woke up this morning. They had expectations.
I'm sorry Boba and Jango, I dropped the ball. How about some boiled chicken and peas in your dinner tonight?
I would like you to meet my other cat. I have two btw
His name is Boba, he is nine, he likes to cuddle a lot and he is food motivated. He prefers his human peasant to be in bed by 10:30 PM at the latest. If he can get said peasant in bed by 10, that would be preferable. He weighs about 21 lbs, and has something to say about everything.
#furryoverlords #CatsOfMastodon #chonk #fatcats #catsarejerks #ILoveMyCats
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